Forget the super bowl…. Who wins in real life?  Old musket shooting patriots or a flock of crazed eagles?  Now I know what you’re thinking… humans can beat an eagle no problem… ’cause them guns and shtuff.  But I’m not talking about regular eagles, I’m talking about killer eagles.  Crazed, fucked-up eagles.  Eagles like them magpies from the movie “The Birds”….  I’ll let you debate among yourselves.  Have a fun and safe super bowl friendos! 🏈🍺

Art by J. Donnison